Estatofatal: February 2009

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Canción: I hope you die(Bloodhound Gang)

You must die I alone am best!

I hope ya flip some guy the bird
He cuts you off and youre forced to swerve
In front of the beatles tour bus
A bookmobile and a mack truck
Hauling hazardous biological waste
The light turns red you have no brakes
And hard copy gets it all on tape
So you can see the look on your face

Die die die die die die die
Die die die die die die die

I hope your pinto begins to spin
Takes out a disabled vietnam veteran
Mows down a nobel peace prize winner
And maybe some orphans having christmas dinner
Perhaps even the british royal family
And the rabbi thats clutching the bottle-fed puppy
And we cant forget the newlyweds
And those jerrys kids are as good as dead

I hope this helps to emphasize
I hope this helps to clarify
I hope you die

I hope your cellmate thinks hes god
But c.n.n. refer to him as bowling ball bag bob
Serving time again for abuse of a corpse
Only this time the victims a clydesdale horse
While he masturbates to photos of livestock
He does the silence of the lambs dance to christian rock
Eats feces and quotes from deliverance
And fights with his imaginary playmate vince

Die die die die die die die
Die die die die die die die

I hope he grins like jack nicholson
And forces you to play a game called balls on chin
And whatever happens next is all a blur
But you remember fist can be a verb
And when you finally regain consciousness
Youre bound and gagged in a wedding dress
And the prison guard looks the other way
cause hes the guy ya flipped the bird the other day

I hope this helps to emphasize
I hope this helps to clarify
I hope you die

I hope you die

Santiago Auseron:Soy un electroduende

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Video musical: The Bloodhound Gang / ‘Bad Touch’

La belleza de los rallies

Monday, February 23, 2009

Valentía o inconsciencia

Espectador bailarín en partido de baloncesto

La cancha de los Boston Celtics no es mítica por cosas como esta. Pero no está mal.

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Frase: Industria automovilística

"Cuando una empresa automovilísitca contrata a más abogados que ingenieros, poco futuro tiene por delante." Leído por ahí.

Malabarista en los payasos de la tele

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Los riesgos de las grabaciones caseras de videos

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Pollo a la concejala

Sacado de aquí.

Ingredientes:
* Un pollo
* Un despacho
* Varios chorizos

Preparación:
* Se coge el pollo.
* Se le coloca en un despacho.
* Se le rodea de chorizos.
* Se le deja a su antojo.
* Y él solito se va haciendo rico, rico, rico